Countdown to Infinity

The Deadline's almost here, and I still have nothing to write about for this week's blog entry.
"Ok, first of all, What deadline? And second of all, you barely update this thing once a month!"
I have to think fast if I was going to come up with something interesting and exciting to talk about. Millions of my avid readers are counting on me! But what? Justin Bieber? That's still a thing right?
"Really? Millions? I mean, I know that despite the title, people read it, but probably closer to 'several' than 'millions'"
Shhhhut up. I know what I'm doing. And I can do it just fine without you bitching at me all the time with your facts. It's bad enought that I have The Chief on my ass about increasing circulation I don't need this shit too!
"What Chief? There is no Chief? What the hell are you saying. And what's this about circulation? You're using a free internet site!"
DAMN IT MAN, I'm a Doctor, not a sense-makey-person!
"You know what? You just do your thing. I'm not going to say anymore, 'Doctor'"
Hey! I saw those quotes around Doctor! I should kill you for that! Kill you right in your stupid face! But I can't right now! I have to locate the Justin Bieber and find out it's secrets, so I can expose them and make lots of moneys!
"Money is already plural. Also I'm pretty sure Justin Bieber is a person."
LIAR, YOU'RE WITH HIM NOW!
"Star Wars quotes? And not even from the good ones..."
Shhhut your faaaaace. The people must know what Justin Bieber does with her time? What plans does she have brooding in her big... stupid... face. With those eyes... and the lemon Jell-O...
"Pretty sure Justin Bieber's a dude."
GAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHAGAGAHH
"Well okay then."
What about the Lady Gaga? Is that a dude too? Where does this media conspiracy end? Does it go all the way to the top?
"Lady is part of her name."
Inconsequential. Clearly these are things that the people must know! And it is up to me to expose this corruption! For America!
"Good luck with that."
Fuck it. Too much work. Instead, I shall make a list of funny sounding words! To the delight of my many Czechoslovakian readers!
"That's actually not a country anymore, they... fuck it. Follow your dreams."
1. Pudding
2. Bieber
3. Pudding
4. Golfcart
5. Steve
6. Six
7. Six
8. Six
9. Eleven
10. Sandwich
Blog Post Complete. I win.