Ask Dr. Thunder Episode 301

Hello! And welcome to Ask Dr. Thunder's new format! You may be wondering why we are no longer shooting videos. Funny Story: So we were shooting the latest episode when I accidentally summoned Drak'thor the World Eater while answering an elderly Swiss woman's question about canker sores. Luckily, I managed to slay the beast using Far'adrin'cronok, King of All Swords, which I had been using to balance out a table in the break room, but not before the beast managed to slay my entire staff and destroy Sophisticobra Studios.
Unfortunately, due to the 97% fatality rate of my employees, it has become increasingly difficult to meet my staffing needs, especially since I refuse to work with unions. Luckily, I remembered the dying words of my webmaster, Hogarth the Stout, as the World Eater devoured his soul. "blog!" he said, or maybe "BLAAAARRRGGHHHH!" it was kind of hard to tell what with his entrails all up in his mouth, luckily, after an intense round of googling, I found this blog, which conveniently already had my name in it and took over! So let's get started!
Our first question comes from Scarlett, Rodriguez in Madrid, Wyoming. She writes:

Dear Dr. Thunder,
I am looking for a used car to take with me on camping trips. I am torn between the Toyota Rav4 and the Isuzu Amigo. Which one should I pick?

Well Steven, let's look at the pros and cons of each vehicle:
The Rav4, often called "The Auschwitz of Motor Vehicles" has been called the worst thing ever made in the history of mankind. Not just car, everything. The cramped, universally foul smelling interior has been known to make those unfortunate enough to be trapped within envy the dead. It's design has been known to cause blindness in infants and the elderly. The engine is made mostly of cardboard, spiders, and the bones of the damned and it gets 4 miles to the gallon. On the plus side, Kelly blue book lists the average value at around -$600, which is the average price those poor souls are willing to pay you to take the car off their hands and/or destroy it.
The Isuzu Amigo, on the other hand, is the Chrome Steel of automobiles, meaning it is resistant to corrosion, it gets excellent fuel economy, comfortably seats 4, and has a stylish, sporty design. The downside is that the engine is made mostly of plastic, except for the transmission, which is made of peanut brittle.
My recommendation is to take the money you would spend on a car, and instead spend it on a handgun, then use that handgun to kill yourself and anyone whose life you value so little that you would be willing to have given them rides in your hellish deathtrap of a car. Next question!

Dear Dr. Thunder,
Was James Franco stoned when he hosted the Oscars?

No. He was James Goddamn Franco. Haven't you seen any of his movies? Seriously? Well that's all the patience I have for this weeks episode of Ask Dr. Thunder! Tune in next week, and probably be disappointed, then continue to tune in until I actually do post the next one! And be sure to send your emails to xtremedoctor@gmail.com where a trained professional will eat them. Peace bitches!