I'd like to talk to you about Jesus

Well this is the story all about how, his life got flipped turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute (Just sit right there) to tell you all about how jesus became the King of the Jews. In West Nazareth, Born and raised, in the temple is where he spent most of his days. Chillin out, prayin, relaxin, all cool, performin some miracles outside of school, when a couple of Romans (Who were up to no good) started makin trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little crucifixion and his dad got scared, he sadi "Yea and ye shall give thy life, and their sins shall be forgiven". He whistled for a cloud and when it came near, the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything he thought that this cloud was rare, but he thought, "Nah Forget It, yo homes, to heaven!" He pulled up to the gates around seven or eight and yelled to saint peter "yo homes, smell ya later" he looked at his kingdom, he was finally there, to sit on his throne, as the King of the Jews.